necrophor: (candids)
adder. ([personal profile] necrophor) wrote in [community profile] stardustly 2018-07-03 06:44 pm (UTC)

adder (oc)

1. May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?

2. Your dick caused this.

3. Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?

4. I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink.

5. ( text him ).

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