stardustly | tfln #001.

1. They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...

2. You almost got us killed!

3. Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.

4. Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.

5. ( text her ).

1. Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.

2. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.

3. Stop texting me about your public sex.

4. Your boobs are like a folk legend.

5. ( text her ).

1. May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?

2. Your dick caused this.

3. Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?

4. I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink.

5. ( text him ).

1. Had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night.

2. You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight.

3. Let the clothes fall where they may.

4. I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.

5. ( text her ).

1. The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?

2. I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?

3. I left the party 20 minutes ago ... just thought I would tell you so you wouldn't think I fell in the river again.

4. Did you replace all my t-shirts with crop tops?

5. ( text him ).

1. Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?

2. We just got back. I shouldn't have to come pick you up from the police station already.

3. I don't know if you remember, but you kissed me last night. Then, you slapped me and said 'Don't take so long next time.'

4. I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.

5. ( text him ).

1. I just want to give you orgasms and self esteem.

2. But why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?

3. Don't seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex

4. I can't remember anything after we got smoothies.

5. ( text her ).

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